- Target Cashier: You just gonna build that gingerbread house and put it up?
- Me: I'm gonna make it...then eat it.
- Target Cashier: Oh some people just make it and display it.
- Me: No.
- 6th December
- 11th September
- Me: omg i just want tacos
- Me: thats all i want in this life
- Friend: LOL so go get a damn taco
- Me: shut yo mouth, i get out at 5:30
- Friend: 7 minutes
- Me: 1 second is too long to wait for tacos
- IM SERIOUS ABOUT MY TACOS WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY UNDERSTAND AND/OR SYMPATHIZE.
- 16th July
- 13th June
- 12th June
- 11th June
- 3rd May
- 2nd February
- 5th January
- 20th October
- Dad: You want more food?
- Me: No, I'm full.
- Dad: Just eat some more.
- Me: No, I don't want to get fat.
- Dad: You don't have to worry about that. You have my genes.
- LOLOL sorry dad it doesn't really work like that. Good try, though.
- 2nd September